Potty Publishing

So it's that time again...
In the bathroom here at work, there are hundreds of eyes looking at you at all times! For some reason, people have drawn faces on the rocks on the wall next to the throne. There is Dime Rock, Hitler Rock, Penis Rock, Fraggle Rock, Kid Rock, and (pictured above) Roswell Rock. I would have taken a photo of a different rock, but most of the others are surrounded by rude rocks which have human genitalia drawn on them by some of Denton's most talented bathroom artists.

Alan and Joss 9/15/2008

A quickie father and son shoot for a friend. Alan plans to give a couple of these to his wife for her birthday. UPDATE: she saw them and cried! Mission accomplished!

Joss was the best kid model so far. I think the older they are, the better they are. As the shoot exceeded the 10 min mark, Joss decided to let us know that he would rather eat a hot dog and french fries than to have his picture taken. Who can blame him? More from this shoot here.

The new I Phone 300G

While in Best Buy this weekend, we got a chance to try the new I Phone! Features include the entire internet already installed on its 5 bizillion gig hard drive. The supplied carrying case doubles as a XXL raincoat.

Bathroom Blogging!!

So I am checking out this whole blogging by telephone thing. It's cool, except the person who just pissed didn't wash his hands. Anyways, this new toilet paper is the bees knees, check the texture! That should really get the chocolate off the door!

Guantanamo Bay, and my house...

Rain, rain, go away... and take your shitty hurricane with you! Ike has brought me house guests... and rain! Rain is bad for taking photos, guests are great for it. Since I want to take photos this weekend, I will try to pull from my VERY captive audience to make myself happy.

On another note, I am building the greatest cover song playlist of all time!!! MUAHAHAHA! At least it's the only one I know of. If you want to give it a listen, it's here.

Child labor and Kathy Lee...

Is it just me or do you cringe when your child comes home with crap to sell for school?? So, you tell my child that he/she can get a prize for selling the most junk for your school? When do you ask me if I want you to tell my child things like this? I think I should start a fund raiser program to pay the psych bills when children (and parents) try to sell a bunch of crap to get the shiny new bike and fail!

Ian, whatever it is that you want out of that stupid catalog, we will buy for you after you do your chores.

That said... he is now a participant... like it or not. Go buy something if you can. here

If you dont see Ian's inmate ID (his seller id) make sure you enter it before you buy, it's jr83859

Senior Photoshoot 9-6-2008

Today, I shot Jaymi for the second time. The first time, she was modeling with a bad ass chopper build by Quest Custom Bikes in Denton. This time, they are her High School Senior photos. You could tell that she was a bit more comfy with me this time after seeing how her first shots came out.

I love doing High School Senior shoots. Most of these kids don't want traditional photos. They want something that makes them feel all rock star inside. Sure, let's get the traditional stuff out of the way, so you can send them to the grandparents... then, let's get crazy and shoot you the way you should be shot! More from this session here.